Quite frankly, I find it suspicious when a person that should have a bit of class, and certainly has a bit of money, can find such joy out of getting mustard on their tie. "Look at me! I'm just like you! Except I have a bank account with several million dollars in it!" You're a fucking senator, for the love of christ. Act like one. If I wanted my next door neighbor to be a senator or the president, I'd vote for him. (His name is Ike, and he isn't that bright, but a nice guy. I don't think he'd make a very good member of the school board, let alone the president of the United States.)